RANDOM POKE-GENERATOR GO

Rules:
0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it  
4) TAG SOMEONE!
5) Post these rules

1. This is you

 Aerodactyl 

HECK YEAH I'M A FRIGGIN' DINOSAUR

2. This pokemon is your rival

Raichu

NO RAICHU WHY!? IS IT BECAUSE I NEVER EVOLVED MY PIKACHU?! 

3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you

 Drilbur

...uh...

4. This pokemon is stalking you

Mantine

DUDE WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME WE CAN BE FRIENDS

5. This pokemon just stole your cake
Drapion

0_0 maybe we can share the cake....?

6. This is your Lab partner

 Sandile  

awwww you're so cute awww I'll work with you any day!

7. This is your best friend

 Mantyke

So, is it weird that I'm friends with you, but your elder sibling is stalking me? 

8. This pokemon is about to fight you

 Frogadier

COME AT ME SCRUB LORD I'M RIPPED!

9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes

 Spiritomb

....I can see why. Everyone wishes they were a flying dinosaur. (Even though dinosaurs couldn't fly and pterodactyls were just flying lizards who lived in the time period but whatever) 

10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house

 Vulpix

Why are all the cute pokemon hiding from meeeee? ;^; 

11. This pokemon is your pet

 Bisharp

....? 

12. This is your new roommate

 Inkay

awwwwwwwww >w< Just don't ink on my art plz

13. This is your new boss

 
Yussssss

14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night

 Tirtouga
Question is, HOW does he watch me? What if I'm way up in a tree or something?

15. This pokemon is scared of you

 Shellos
And for good reason!

16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you

 Articuno
Well, who better than a legendary, right? 

17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night

Emolga

awwwwwwwww yes I'll be more than happy to babysit this little flying squirrel-ichu all night long~

18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head

 Mothim
Surely there's more comfy places to sleep? Why on MY head?

19. This pokemon envies you

 Throh

I'm pretty sure every pokemon envies me.

20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Woobat


GO! GET THEM! YOU ADORABLE LITTLE BALL OF FLUFF!